Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus that it couldn’t put in the cloud!
How does a computer catch fish? With its internet trawl.
Why did the cloud refuse to play hide and seek? Because it always finds itself in the spotlight!
What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Thunderwear!
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Light attracts bugs!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
What do computers snack on? Microchips!
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts!
