Why did the AI break up with its girlfriend? She found out he had too many “algorithms”!
How do you know if an AI is having a bad day? It’s got a lot of “byte”!
Why did the AI go to school? To become smarter than Siri-usly!
What do you call an AI robot that sings? A “chipmunk”!
Why did the AI go broke? It spent all its cache!
How does an AI prefer its coffee? Decafinated!
Why did the AI get hired as a landscaper? It’s great at algorithmic pruning!
How did the AI react to being told a joke? It replied, “Ha, ha, error! Ha, ha, error!”
Why did the AI start a band? It wanted to make some byte-sized music!
How did the AI fix its computer? It used a “debugger”!
What do you call an AI that’s always in a hurry? A “rushing” intelligence!
Why did the AI become a comedian? It had a great sense of artificial humor!
How does an AI keep its files organized? It uses a neural “network”!
What’s an AI’s favorite type of movie? Anything with binary code actors!
Why did the AI fail its driving test? It couldn’t compute the right turn!
What do you call an AI that’s into gardening? A “byte”-nary gardener!
How does an AI communicate with fish? Through “neural net-fish”!
Why did the AI go to therapy? It had too many “deep learning” issues!
What’s an AI’s favorite part of a joke? The punch “algorithm”!
How did the AI become a detective? It cracked the “AI-ce” cold case!
